Do you think your partner is cheating on you? Is your dog missing? Are you being framed for a murder you didn't commit? Is a deranged bomber terrorizing your town? No matter the case, whether it is big or small, know that Mars Investigations has your back. And also know that they now have brand new detective toys to help get the job done too.
In a "never before seen ad" that's supposedly "from the archives," Veronica Mars father-daughter duo Keith and Veronica Mars (Enrico Colantoni and Kristen Bell) are on the case, no matter what it is. The commercial for Mars Investigations, released Wednesday by Hulu, is made to look like an ad you might see on TV in the early 1990s. But we've watched enough Veronica Mars, and there's no fooling us: This video is brand new even though it includes a "555" number that you, unfortunately, cannot call.
FROM THE ARCHIVES: Never before seen Mars Investigations ad. pic.twitter.com/CGAQenzNCF— Veronica Mars (@veronicamars) July 31, 2019
The video also includes some Veronica Mars deep cuts, as Veronica promises to get to the bottom of whoever murdered your best friend even though the "meatball" sheriff is blaming it on some patsy. Also mentioned is Season 2's bus crash!
If you ask Keith and Veronica, they have very different slogans for their business. One of them believes it's "We're here to help," while the other says it's "Make the bastards pay." You can figure out whose slogan is whose.
And now we wait patiently to see Vinnie Van Lowe's (Ken Marino) own rebuttal ad.
Veronica Mars Season 4 is now streaming on Hulu.