It's tough for single moms to make a living out there.
Since debuting in pop culture as a pregnant teenager, Farrah Abraham has certainly hustled to keep her name in the headlines. She's appeared on 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom, Teen Mom OG, and of course, her pornographic film Backdoor Teen Mom.
Now, she's taking all your sexual fantasies about spotlight-hungry unwed mothers to the next level with a line of sex toys modeled on her baby-making parts.
We received a press release that details the specs of the "adult novelty toy line," but honestly, there aren't too many words in it that we can, in good conscience, publish.
So. That is a thing that's going to exist in the world, and if you'd like more information, that's on you.
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